Fyre Festival Merch Can Now Be Shamefully Bought On Ebay

Why on earth!?

Because we know you always wanted it, you can now buy Fyre Festival merch on eBay. People are selling their very exclusive, much-wanted hats, phone chargers, and wristbands. The worst part? They’re actually selling.

Fyre Festival, which was supposed to be a luxury festival set in the Bahamas in April, turned into a chaotic scene when tents weren’t set up and greeting areas were abandoned, while the food was abysmal and the bars didn’t have alcohol. Attendees were in some cases stranded for days at the festival that failed to materialize. At least you can hang onto the memories now with some overpriced merch.

A hoodie selling for $300.

A weekend artist pass, which sold for $71.

Or how about a Fyre Festival branded phone charger? No? Why not?

This is what the world has come to.