Christmas is coming to the 6, declares an image on Scarborough councillor Norm Kelly’s website 6dad.ca.
If you’re buying into Norm’s possibly intern-curated, street-savvy Twitter act then go all-in by including Kelly in your holiday decorating plans this December. Seriously, Kelly is selling “Normnaments” for $9.99 a pop or $27.99 for a set of three.
— Norm Kelly (@norm) November 24, 2016
C’mon, Norm…Don’t be so denominational.
No word on where the proceeds are going. It’s an obvious charity opportunity, although, if the money’s going back into Kelly’s pockets then maybe this is a chance for all those haters to finally string him up by the balls.
The city is currently looking into how we can extract the salt from my haters & apply it to roads this winter. Will keep you guys posted.
— Norm Kelly (@norm) November 23, 2016
Background image via Taki Steve/Flickr