The Definitive Ranking of Every Carly Rae Jepsen Song

The only list you need

(Editor’s Note: We gave our team the freedom to write about anything they want today. So, you get a list of every Carly Rae Jepsen song from Ryan Parker. They’re all ranked No. 1, apparently.)

If you’ve been hibernating, you may not have realized that Carly Rae Jepsen has been pumping out some of the finest pop music in modern times.

The bosses gave me the freedom to write about anything I want today, so it’s time to dig deep, consult no one but myself and very clearly rank her 48 songs.

The singer from British Columbia found her footing with the critically acclaimed E•MO•TION (including a shortlist nomination at the 2016 Polaris Music Prize.)

Her music is euphoric and it’s about time someone created a definitive ranking of every officially released song, and would you look at that, here it is!

1. Run Away With Me

1. Your Type

1. Sweetie

1. Higher

1. Warm Blood

1. Tiny Little Bows

1. Tug Of War

1. All That

1. Good Time

1. Cry

1. E•MO•TION

1. Call Me Maybe

1. Boy Problems

1. This Kiss

1. Bucket

1. First Time

1. Let’s Get Lost

1. Curiosity

1. LA Hallucinations

1. Tonight I’m Getting Over You

1. Money and the Ego

1. Store

1. More Than A Memory

1. Your Heart Is A Muscle

1. I Didn’t Just Come Here To Dance

1. Making The Most Of The Night

1. Favourite Colour

1. Turn Me Up

1. Fever

1. Heavy Lifting

1. Guitar String / Wedding Ring

1. I Really Like You

1. Tell Me

1. The One

1. Sunshine On My Shoulders (John Denver Cover)

1. Drive

1. Wrong Feels So Right

1. Worldly Matters

1. Gimmie Love

1. Hurt So Good

1. Sweet Talker

1. Roses

1. When I Needed You

1. Sour Candy

1. Hotel Shampoos

1. Black Heart

1. Beautiful (feat. Justin Bieber)

1. Body Language

Wait, shit.