Happy World Turtle Day everyone!
In celebration, here is the most statistically accurate fictional turtle rankings you’ll find on the internet.
5. Franklin The Turtle
To be honest, this guy was always a little bit cocky. Every episode started with a humble brag. We get it bro, you can count by twos and tie your shoes.
Face the facts, Princess Peach has never loved you. Just give it up and stop kidnapping her.
Easily the best of the ninja turtle team. Uses a wooden stick as his weapon to give his enemies a chance. Imagine what he could do with a blade.
“Hundred and fifty, and still young, dude. Rock on.” We could all learn something from this view on life. Just go with flow.
Extremely easy decision for first place. Please name someone cuter than Squirtle, I’ll wait.
Honourable Mention: Dana Carvey in Master of Disguise
Ignore the 1% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. This movie and character is genius.
Thanks for reading. Stop by September 22 for Elephant Appreciation Day where we give you, you guessed it, the top five fictional elephants.