Watch: Samuel L. Jackson Recaps Game of Thrones

I've had it with these motherf***ing dragons in this motherf***ing castle!

Now we could watch anything Sam Jackson decides to narrate, especially when it’s uncensored like the video above.

Whoever decided having Jackson recite a Game of Thrones recap should be promoted. The video is riddled with spoilers even though Jackson manages to keep it brief. Avoid it you haven’t reached at least the end of season five – if you haven’t caught up… what are you waiting for?!

“The first thing you need to know about this world is… no, not dragons! F*** those dragons!”

In fan-disheartening news, show creators David Benioff and Dan Weiss have revealed that season seven won’t begin until later in 2017. The crew is beginning shoots later than usual since winter has finally arrived in the show meaning the sunny weather won’t be necessary in upcoming shoots.

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