For the record, getting people to guess your costume is the last thing anyone wants to do half cut at a Halloween party, so use these with caution, and be quick to explain what you are. Here are 16 last minute Halloween costumes.
1. Put a pot on your head, you are a pothead.
2. Tape a bunch of purple balloons on yourself, you are grapes.
3. Tell your friends you’ll meet them at the bar but stay at home, you are a really good ninja, or a plummer, or your teenage dealer, I don’t know, something that is stealthy/unreliable.
4. Tie your iron around your neck, you are iron man.
5. Tape nickles to your back, you are Nickelback
6. Wear sunglasses inside the club/bar, you are a douche bag.
7. Tape the number 1, 2, 3, 4 on yourself, you are an old Feist song, or someone you can count on.
8. Get a wig or draw a mustache on yourself, you are your evil twin
9. Fasten a shoe to your head, you are a piece of gum
10. Print off a picture of your face, cut eye holes, you are yourself
11. Shave your head and draw an 8 on it, you are an 8-ball…or don’t put and 8 and you are a cue ball?
12. Tape some candy to yourself and carry around a bag of dolls, you are reverse trick or treating.
13. Tape smarties to your pants, you are smarty pants.
14. Wear a pink shirt with a Floyd name tag, you are Pink Floyd
15. Draw a scar on your face, you are Scarface
16. Stab some holes in a box of cereal and tape it to yourself, you are a cereal killer.