These 20 Cheesy Pizza Inventions Will Change The Way You Enjoy Your Pie Forever
Did you know that pizza can be even more amazing than it already is? Pizza inventions are here to make a slice of heaven even more heavenly, if you can believe it.
Some of them are hilarious, some of them are ridiculous. But all of them, we assure you, will make some kind of a difference to the way you enjoy your pizza.
- Portable pizza oven
You can plug this into your car. Your CAR! Therefore, you can enjoy hot pizza anywhere you go. Imagine pizza on a road trip? This pizza invention is among the strongest in this list.
2. Sliceable serving tray
You cook your pizza on this, and then instead of needing a plate, you can just cut the tray. I’m not sure this one is environmentally friendly, but it seems pretty convenient.
3. Pizza games
Yes, that’s right folks. Among these amazing pizza inventions is a video game that allows you to get creative and make your own pizza. You can also play a game where you run your own pizza shop. The options are endless.
4. Pizza sweatshirt
Not only does this crewneck sweater look nice and toasty-warm, but it’s also covered in oily pepperoni and toasty cheese. Just like a pizza. So if you’re trying to stay warm and you love pizza, you might want to grab one of these.
5. Single serve pizza plates
This invention really changed the pizza game and is now found at pizza joints worldwide.
Now, when you’re out late at night downtown and craving a nice greasy slice, you don’t have to worry about a circle-shaped plate. Was that a concern before? Not sure… but if it was this pizza invention saved the day.
6. The pizza fork
For all you messy pizza eaters out there, this pizza invention will help you stay clean and concise. The idea failed as a Kickstarter campaign, but that doesn’t need to stop you from having this ridiculous utensil in your kitchen.
7. Pizza fashion hat
This hat would really take the cake (pie?) at a gallery event or even a costume party. It’s super creative, alarmingly fashionable, and sleek. It looks like it’s also really well made with felt or fuzzy velour or something.
8. Pizza scissors
Who needs one of those old rolling pizza cutters when you can now just snip your pizza and shove it into your mouth? This one not only cuts the pizza, but also comes with a mini serving tray – it really does do it all.
9. Pizza cupcakes
Whoever came up with this pizza invention was probably going to a potluck for a pizza lover. It’s a perfect combination, really. Cupcake + pizza = a savoury dream come true. Why they’re not just called mini pizzas I’m not sure. Some questions aren’t meant to be asked.
10. Pizza burger
I want to eat this right now. Especially with the french fries on the bottom and the pizza on the top. Cheesy, hamburger-pizza fusion goodness.
11. Pizza taco
All the goodness of a pizza, but wrapped up in a taco. It’s like the staple of Italy and the staple of Mexico got together and made a baby and this delicious creation emerged.
12. Pizza slice warmer
In case you don’t have a convection oven, and if you don’t want to use a microwave, you can get yourself one of these individual slice warmers. I like how it looks like a briefcase that has some priceless gemstone in it… but it actually carries pizza.
13. Pizza air freshener
We can only hope that this air freshener actually smells like pizza. Then, when you get in your car, your craving for a slice will be rewarded with your in-car pizza oven, featured above.
14. Pizza-shaped shirt pocket
Who needs a pocket protector when you can have a pizza protector? This shirt with a pizza-shaped pocket is a perfect gift for that person in your life who wants their pizza accessible to them at all times of the day.
16. Pizza mints
This pizza invention gives me wedding engagement vibes too, which is cool because pizza lovers really should stick together. These mints are shaped like pieces of pizza and even come in a tiny little pizza box!
17. Beard protector
When you have a beard (unlike this guy who doesn’t seem to have a beard) you want to keep it clean from pizza. This handy beard protector will keep everything from rogue cheese strings to crust crumbles out of your beard. Remove after eating and you’re good to go.
18. Pizza cheese cutters
For serious pizza eaters only, these pizza cheese cutters can quickly eliminate that embarrassing moment when the stretchy cheese snaps and slaps your chin. Conveniently designed to fit most sizes of fingers, the cutting blades are nice and sharp so one snip’ll do.
19. Power tool pizza cutter
Complete with a laser to make sure you cut a straight line (that’s hard sometimes), this power tool is a great gift option for the tradeswoman in your life.
20. Pizza cake
This bulging, delicious, and meat-packed pizza cake is the perfect birthday surprise for that pizza lover in your life. As far as savoury desserts go, this cheesy beast takes the cake.
No go and live your best pizza-loving life!
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