The Elwins are so much more than a beloved, indie rock band – they’re also a comedy troupe. Ok, not quite, but they seriously could be. Their witty puns have sent the Twitter-sphere for a loop, making everyone laugh (or cringe) at their dad-esque jokes. The band’s account might as well be dedicated to puns at this point because we seriously can’t get enough. Here are a list of ten we think you’d enjoy:
What is a thesaurus' favorite dessert? Synonym buns. #sorry
— The Elwins (@TheElwins) August 21, 2017
Take time to say “thanks” to your arms today!
Thank you, my arms, for always being there by my side.
— The Elwins (@TheElwins) March 15, 2018
Some guy just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy! ?
— The Elwins (@TheElwins) May 25, 2017
They never speak negatively.
It's always a big plus being in Switzerland 😉
— The Elwins (@TheElwins) February 28, 2018
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
— The Elwins (@TheElwins) August 18, 2017
Nothing like a good poop pun.
Who else has heard about this constipation movie? It's taking forever to come out!
— The Elwins (@TheElwins) February 13, 2018
I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
— The Elwins (@TheElwins) June 24, 2017
Ba dum tsss!
February doesn't March but April May.
— The Elwins (@TheElwins) February 1, 2018
Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
— The Elwins (@TheElwins) August 7, 2017
The real story on how the band came together?
I once worked in a bank, but then I lost interest.
— The Elwins (@TheElwins) January 25, 2018
Just because someone is claustrophobic doesn't mean they can't think outside the box.
— The Elwins (@TheElwins) June 6, 2017
Asking the important, punny questions.
I’d love to know how the Earth rotates, it would totally make my day.
— The Elwins (@TheElwins) January 1, 2018
funny how some feet smell and some noses run ¯\_(?)_/¯
— The Elwins (@TheElwins) August 1, 2017
They don’t take breaks, even during the holiday season.
I knew a someone who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition.
— The Elwins (@TheElwins) December 5, 2017
It's a pane in the ash when your window falls in the incinerator.
— The Elwins (@TheElwins) July 11, 2017
Can you ever have enough poop jokes?
•Reality Check•
toilet paper will play an important role in all our lives.
— The Elwins (@TheElwins) November 13, 2017
When you can say you're clean from your addiction to soap…now that's refreshing.
— The Elwins (@TheElwins) July 19, 2017
If I do say so myself, that pun was bloody great.
We love Halloween but enough with Dracula already, like what a pain in the neck.
— The Elwins (@TheElwins) October 24, 2017
any dead battery should be given free without charge
— The Elwins (@TheElwins) June 28, 2017
I don’t know if want the answer to this one.
If a wild pig kills you, does it mean you’ve been boared to death?
— The Elwins (@TheElwins) October 10, 2017
