Huh? Yeah, that’s kind of how I felt too. But hold on and read on, cuz some genius out there took people’s love of ghosts and aversion to dating sites and smashed them together.
If anything, it’s super creative. And you never know… if you’re reading this and you’re already dead, this site may be the hookup you never knew you wanted.
Everyone deserves to experience love and companionship… even if you’re a spirit in the afterlife.
Ghost Singles Knows The Afterlife Can Get A Bit Lonely
So you didn’t have much luck dating when you were alive. GhostSingles.com is the in-between, nether-world, ethereal existence of dating on the internet.
If you’re dead, and you’re looking for love, this is the site for you. The singles chat is available 24/7 for your connection and enjoyment. The site asks that you’re please as honest as possible on your application form.
Beyond asking your first and last names (when you were alive), they also want to get a creative username. @Deadperson456 sounds like a good option to me. Or maybe @floating2unow?
They’ll also want to know how you found the site. Was it a friend, through a seance, perhaps at the advice of a psychic medium… or the most popular:
“My restless spirit wandered here by chance or fate.”
You will, of course, need to specify your birthday, but also your death day. I bet this site holds the record of the only dating site where the day you die is actually relevant to finding a soulmate. I guess it’s because it’s only your soul that’s finding a mate.
And if you’re wondering what you should write in your bio, make sure to focus on the positive. There is an option to search other ghost singles based on how they died, but that might be one of those things that the algorithm favours. Keep it light, at least until you have a couple decades or centuries of trust built up with your ghost-lover.
I guess this could be a great example of a time in dating when you wouldn’t mind being… ghosted.
Who Can Use The Ghost Dating Site?
As long as you’re dead, it’s free. So if you qualify, don’t hesitate to sign up for your free account. Any living person is banned from the site. So for any creepers out there looking to hook up with ghosts just for kicks and giggles, you’re out of luck.
Also, and this is important, there are no zombies or vampires allowed.
It makes me wonder, though, how they can be sure of that. I know zombies have been coming a long way lately in terms of brain capacity… and vampires are quick AF in the first place.
So exercise caution, and always meet in a public place first. Zombies and vampires can both be self-conscious so it may be the safest thing you can do as a ghost on the market these days.