Fyre Festival is supposed to take place in the Bahamas this weekend, but due to everything going completely wrong, it will not.
The luxurious experience was advertised almost exclusively on Instagram to a certain clientele (read: rich people) by Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid and Emily Ratajkowski. It promised a private island, yachts, prime beach camping tents with comfy beds, supermodels everywhere, a $100,000 scavenger hunt with cash hidden around the island, and so much more. Just look at their website to see what they were promising.
Acts that were to perform at the 3-day getaway included Blink-182, Disclosure, Migos, Rae Sremmurd, Lil Yachty, Major Lazer, Pusha T, Desiigner, Kaytranada and more.
For those who got on one of the branded Fyre Festival planes that left from Miami, you walked into a total disaster. Nothing was finished, tents weren’t set up, greeting areas were abandoned, there were packaged skids littered around the grounds, the food was abysmal and the bars didn’t have alcohol. That was if you even made it to the Bahamas, most were stranded in a Miami airport without food or water. And it wasn’t even on a small private island as advertised.
The scenes from the festival grounds were a disaster.
Kick back, relax, and be happy you didn’t pay thousands for the following.
The infrastructure was nonexistent, and the festival staff either a skeleton crew or MIA. pic.twitter.com/8Gh6NevsFI
— Iron Spike (@Iron_Spike) April 28, 2017
#FyreFestival update, photos from the ground! pic.twitter.com/Z7fn9cKaz3
— FyreFestivalFraud (@FyreFraud) April 27, 2017
Early report is that many of the tents aren't assembled. Here's their tropical private island owned by Escobar! #FyreFestival pic.twitter.com/TNzBDbNAUJ
— FyreFestivalFraud (@FyreFraud) April 27, 2017
The "catering" (which cost extra) was a slice of untoasted bread, two slices prepackaged cheese, and a side salad. pic.twitter.com/BoKxWAMI5i
— Iron Spike (@Iron_Spike) April 28, 2017
Luxury trash receptacles at the luxury bar (with no beer). No shoes, no shirt, pajama pants, no problem. #fyrefestival #fyre pic.twitter.com/PojJtfHlqL
— William N. Finley IV (@WNFIV) April 28, 2017
They've now locked us in the airport. No rules, just right. Welcome to the Bahamas! (Tell my family I love them) #fyrefestival pic.twitter.com/KkgkroZzhc
— William N. Finley IV (@WNFIV) April 28, 2017
Oh, a ball pit. Everything is a-ok.
As compensation for any ill will caused by #fyrefestival
Official Staff has announced all attendees will get an extra hour in the ballpit. pic.twitter.com/Us58auYPSB— Mom (@truongasm) April 28, 2017
One of the kitchens at Fyre Festival. #fyre #fyrefest #fyrefestival pic.twitter.com/gQIpwxrw6S
— William N. Finley IV (@WNFIV) April 28, 2017
A view of the luxury food court with some luxury school bus transportation at Fyre Festival. #fyre #fyrefestival pic.twitter.com/XL3PtRw8q0
— William N. Finley IV (@WNFIV) April 28, 2017
These are the secure lockers at Fyre Fest. They forgot to tell us we needed locks. #fyrefestival #fyrefest pic.twitter.com/Tqyjqbg2Gy
— William N. Finley IV (@WNFIV) April 28, 2017
This is how Fyre Fest handles luggage. Just drop it out of a shipping container. At night. With no lights. #fyrefestival pic.twitter.com/X5CdZRyJWo
— William N. Finley IV (@WNFIV) April 28, 2017
Expectation vs. Reality#fyre #fyrefestival pic.twitter.com/U80NApajxl
— William N. Finley IV (@WNFIV) April 28, 2017
Here's the "culinary experience" we got for our artists pass at Fyre Festival. pic.twitter.com/Kk9q9uvkX0
— William N. Finley IV (@WNFIV) April 28, 2017
So Fyre Fest is a complete disaster. Mass chaos. No organization. No one knows where to go. There are no villas, just a disaster tent city. pic.twitter.com/1lSWtnk7cA
— William N. Finley IV (@WNFIV) April 27, 2017
Expectation v. Reality for the biggest scamming festival in the 21st Century #FyreFestival@WNFIV @FyreFraud pic.twitter.com/75SZb6iDdm
— Alex Sanchez (@AXELSCYTHE) April 28, 2017
I guess this is what happens when you trust a festival put on by Ja Rule.