My Name is Brent and my Halloween Costume Sucked

Better luck next year, me!

EVERY YEAR I am an idiot and repeat the same mistakes of years past. I come up with a costume idea for Halloween that’s easy to execute and I have it in my noggin long before the big day. BUT I never actually go out ahead of time to go and get the stuff I need, then I can’t find it and my costume sucks. This year I tried to be Ben Stiller from Happy Gilmore, which essentially is just Scrubs, a fake mustache and a black name tag.

Well the scrubs I bought were WAY too big, mustaches were sold out so I had to make one out of barbie hair and two sided tape and I couldn’t find name tags either so HERE’s what it looked like: