Noel Gallagher stops to consider if Boris Johnson would be a better brother than Liam

'I would say Boris is more entertaining'

A week without one of the Gallagher brothers taking a shot at the other would be a boring one. Luckily, Noel has stepped up to fill the void of sibling-on-sibling antagonism.

In speaking with The Daily Star, Noel weighed the pros of cons of swapping brother Liam for British Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

“I would say Boris is more entertaining,” Noel Gallagher said in reference of his Liam. “His use of the English language is more superior.”

Upon further thought, maybe he’d just stick with the brother he has.

“Liam is better looking though. I probably would not get on with either of them.”

As far as that Oasis reunion we’re all hoping for, Noel says the only reason he sees himself getting together with Liam in the future would be for a wedding.

“He insults my wife a lot,” Noel said. “It is nothing to do with her at all. And he threatens my kids and it all gets a bit stupid. Liam has got how many kids? Officially? Four I believe. Nobody has got married yet so the ­situation has never arisen.”