Oscar Mayer says a hot dog is a sandwich

Let's put this argument to bread

Oscar Mayer certainly knows a thing or two about hot dogs, but the latest declaration from the purveyor of cold cuts and mystery meats is sure to rile up those on one side of a tired argument.

Last week, ahead of National Sandwich Day (a real thing, apparently), Oscar Mayer declared that a hot dog is a sandwich. 2014 called, and it’s asking for its meme back. The American-based company invited people to convince them otherwise via a hotline. Really.

The hotline was live for 24 hours, and it appears no one was able to change Oscar’s mind.