Hidden Valley Ranch has been selling all sorts of ranch-related merch recently, from t-shirts to phone cases, and even a twenty-four ounce jewel encrusted ranch bottle going for fifty dollars a bottle.
But none of their products even come close to their latest invention: the ranch fountain. Yes you read that right, a fountain oozing with ranch sauce where people can drown their chicken wings and their tears.
Priced at around $100 USD, the genius invention not only comes with the fountain, but includes a year’s worth supply of Hidden Valley Ranch… A YEAR’S SUPPLY PEOPLE!
at my wedding i'm gonna have a chocolate fountain but instead of melted chocolate it will be ranch dressing, a ranch dressing fountain
— tess (@tess_rohrs) March 28, 2017
Of course, ranch fans are freaking out over this new invention, many people on Twitter stating they’ll be replacing the traditional chocolate fountain with a ranch one at their wedding, and many people are just super grossed out.
I keep seeing ig videos of a ranch dressing fountain ? pic.twitter.com/Xiswcue7wD
— rebecca tran (@beckietran) March 30, 2017
So what side are you on? Is the ranch dressing fountain a ‘Yay’ or a ‘Nay’?
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