If you want to get your holiday house guests to leave, just put this playlist on.
The Jingle Cats – White Christmas
It took 1000 meows to make up the Jingle Cats Christmas album. The album was produced by Mike Spalla, who is also responsible for the Jingle Dogs and Jingle Babies.
Cyndi Lauper – Christmas Conga
Cyndi Lauper’s 6th studio album was Merry Christmas… Have a Nice Life! On that record was this little ditty. “Bonga, bonga, bonga, do the Christmas conga. Bonga, bonga, bonga, do the Christmas conga…”
Newsong – The Christmas Shoes
If you want to be really, really sad during the holidays, play this song on repeat. Then watch the made for TV movie of the same name.
New Kids on the Block – Funky, Funky, Xmas
Did they hire Adam Sandler to do the intro for this track? Wow! “Funky, Funky Xmas” is full of bad attempts at rapping. In ’89, this song made the Billboard Top 10.
Elmo & Patsy – Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
I have always hated this song. Its’s horrible! ‘Nuff said.
The Singing Dogs – Jingle Bells
In most cases, I say that dogs rule, but if I put Jingle Cats next to Singing Dogs… The cats take home the top prize. Cats rule, dogs drool.
Joe Diffie – Leroy the Redneck Reindeer
1995 was the year Mr. Christmas by Joe Diffie was released. “Leroy the Redneck Reindeer” was on the billboard chart for a whole month.
William Hung – Deck the Halls
William Hung cashed in on a bad American Idol audition in 2004. His career lasted longer than most music careers. In 2010, he released this track.
David Hasselhoff – The Christmas Song
David Hasselhoff dances and sings in this catchy rendition of the song relesed in 2004. There is even a kid playing another kid like he is a keyboard. At the 2:20 mark, Hasselhoff gets serious with a sheep and slows things down a little.
Jon Lajoie – The Best Christmas Song
Finally, this is the best worst Christmas song ever! I really like comedian Jon Lajoie. Enjoy.