Sex appeal can’t be taught, it has to be grown in the form of a moustache. This isn’t a competition for the thickest or most robust either; I love moustaches of all shapes and sizes. There will be no moustache discrimination here.
Fathers, hide your daughters, because here are the 20 best moustaches in all of music:
Jesse F. Keeler (DFA 1979)
Honus Honus (Man Man)
JD Samson (Le Tigre)
Gaspard Augé (Justice)
Carlin Nicholson (Zeus)
Dave Hosking (Boy and Bear)
Taylor Rice (Local Natives)
Brendan Canning (Broken Social Scene)
Jesse Hughes (Eagles of Death Metal)
Clemens Rehbein (Milky Chance)
Eugene Hutz (Gogol Bordello)
John Oates (Hall & Oates)
Honorable Mentions: George Michael, The Village People, Boston, Lionel Ritchie, Duane Allman and Nick Cave when he had a moustache.