Toronto metal band Witchrot post the greatest break-up statement ever

'Due to the unfortunate reality of our guitarist f**king my girlfriend of almost 7 years'

Toronto-based metal outfit Witchrot probably weren’t on your radar prior to today, but a quick read of their hiatus statement on the band’s Facebook page should keep them locked into your memory for the foreseeable future.

Band member Peter took to the page to announce that Witchrot would be taking an “extended hiatus,” due to the band’s guitarist “fucking my girlfriend of almost 7 years.” Peter went on to say that the band will continue in another space and time. That’s not it, though. He added, “also our drummer died…”

Witchrot sure know how to go out in a fiery crash.

Due to the unfortunate reality of our guitarist fucking my girlfriend of almost 7 years WITCHROT will be taking an…

Posted by Witchrot on Sunday, November 25, 2018

Let’s hope this isn’t the end for Witchrot. With drama unfolding on Facebook like this the guys can’t just toss the momentum into the trash. Well, then again it appears that they could.

Image via Facebook/Witchrot