Mondays, am I right? Get through the first gruelling day of your work week by checking out some of the best tweets from the past week. Some will make you laugh and some will have you wondering. Scroll through and enjoy.
This was actually said
"Ugh, I got gum on my fedora" #OverHeardAtFieldTrip
— INDIE88 (@Indie88Toronto) June 7, 2014
Who gets sent deeper into hell: murderers, or people who shoot videos in portrait orientation?
— Family Stark Hoppus (@markhoppus) June 8, 2014
Thoughts that will keep you up at night
How much does the rapper in "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence make in royalties? If the answer is anything above nothing, plz kill me thx.
— Greys (@greysband) June 4, 2014
Respect the belt
I have no problem if you want to wear your pants around your ass, but why put a belt on if you’re going to completely disregard its purpose.
— Carlin (@CarlinIndie88) June 3, 2014
The sport that turns families into enemies
bocce ball = most underrated sport
— grimes of tarth (@Grimezsz) June 3, 2014
Brian makes a good marketing pitch
Could we get a vodka sponsorship and call it the Skyydome? Win/Win.
— Brian Bailey (@Indie88Brian) June 3, 2014
‘How to Win a Tony’ By A.C. Newman
A musical connected to a jukebox. The cast needs to learn 300 numbers, the song chosen by the random whims of drunks. Surefire Tony bait.
— Carl Newman (@ACNewman) June 9, 2014
umm… is he okay?
Bloody Peter after the show last night. Thanks Munich! We'll remember that one for a long time. pic.twitter.com/KqBVmZMK41
— July Talk (@julytalk) June 9, 2014
Should I play the "Gosling Card" and try to get him on our cruise? We have loads of mutual friends and he's from my hometown, Cornwall.
— Matt Hart (@mattindie88) June 4, 2014
Why spoon a person when you can spoon a pizza?
about to spoon a pizza in bed hopefully don't wake up ever
— ry (@ryanhemsworth) June 9, 2014
You can do it Raina!
favourite sunday morning activity: yelling 'PULL IT TOGETHER' to myself in the shower
— Raina (@RahRahRaina) June 8, 2014
From the expert himself.
Never trust someone with well planned tattoos.
— Wade MacNeil (@dirtyblacklungs) June 2, 2014
Doing it up big in Toranna
Two beautiful days in Toronto. Even took in a baseball game. Should be a fun one tonight. Stoked to see The Kills.-DK pic.twitter.com/J6A2xmm6he
— Interpol (@Interpol) June 7, 2014
Sad, but true
The only good thing about pop culture is knowing that everyone you dislike will eventually burn out or fade away.
— Jared Followill (@youngfollowill) June 5, 2014
Life can be rough
We have to hang out in Rome today and then play with @qotsa tonight. Our lives are really very terrible.
— We Are Scientists (@wearescientists) June 3, 2014
The man has a point
a guy on Maury found out he was not the father and said "it dont take blood to be a daddy" but actually it does. all dads have to have blood
— keith buckley (@deathoftheparty) June 9, 2014